Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.
Indian Proverb (via celestialwurm)

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo)

sex-like-a-nympho:

unlike popular belief i dont dress to impress guys. i dress up to look better than other girls.

if i wanted to impress a guy id just walk around naked.